I really just wanna know where I can get a bagel in the morning. Moments like this make me miss Wisconsin…no bagels can compete with Bagels Forever.

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Omg I’m too amused & sleepy to think of anything else at the moment. Try back tomorrow. Nighty night.




you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.

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Haha it seems to be appreciated by people all around

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i like wearing lipstick because you leave marks on literally everything omg. kiss a boy’s cheek? my boy now. drink out of a cup? my cup forever. don’t even think about having coffee out of that thing. it’s like marking your territory



What happens when he’s your Romeo but you’re not his Juliet?

You, him, and several other people don’t die.


As an equestrian, I think about dying a lot. I’ve escaped death so many times since I’ve started riding. Everytime I fell, I thought ‘I could’ve ended up dead!’. If there comes a day where I end up dead as a consequence of a fall whilst riding, I just want people to not blame the horse I rode that day and to know that I died doing something that made me happy throughout life. 


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