sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

(Source: baddaysequence)

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: daftvunk)

(Source: blechkrieg)

"He calls each and every star by name. It’s not likely that He’s forgotten yours."
— Louie Giglio (via coloradocowgirlforchrist)

(Source: danicaehrielle)

thealphapigeon:

stunningpicture:

Raw Fire Opal

OPAL MY ASS THAT’S A SORCERERS STONE

clannyphantom:

i will never understand teenage boys ever because a boy in my gym class said he would feel uncomfortable if there was a gay guy in the change room with them and not even 5 minutes later he tried to shove a hockey stick up his friends ass

abbygubler:

ohrobbybaby:

The Sound of Music (1965)

tumblr fucked me up so bad i kept expecting something ridiculous to happen at the end like a still of her telling the kids to go fuck themselves smh

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

(Source: mysharona1987)

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

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helmofterror:

Workin a double, Ima pizza goddess.

helmofterror:

Workin a double, Ima pizza goddess.